Ronald Huereca
Ronald Huereca

I write stories and software.

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The Latest Stories and Essays

The Toilet Paper Wars: The Bidet

The Toilet Paper Wars: The Bidet

Published October 7, 2026

A numbing clang came from the elevator, and with it the first morning rush—employees eagerly shuffling to their drab cubicles, timing the coffee pot before heading to the kitchen.

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Legacy

Legacy

Published September 19, 2026

Darkness. Complete darkness. My ears pounded, and every sound grew louder. I was out of breath, like I’d just sprinted for the train and was late for work. I tried to open my eyes, but it was too bright—just a sheet of white, like looking at an icy pond at high noon. Sweat gathered on my forehead, my lungs burning as I struggled to fill them. I tried opening my eyes again. Too bright. The brightness faded into shapes, but nothing was clear. “It’s o-kayyy.” A muffled voice reached me.

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When The Sound Goes Out In The Movie Theater

When The Sound Goes Out In The Movie Theater

Published August 1, 2026

The hardest part of being divorced is learning to go out again. Going out solo feels agoraphobic, with conversations amplified, the awkwardness apparent, the ring still on the finger. It took forever to become comfortable in my own skin again, dump the ring, and learn to appreciate myself for who I am.

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What Happens When You’re In a “Do Loop”

What Happens When You’re In a “Do Loop”

Published July 29, 2026

I’ve been in meeting after meeting where some non-programmer will say, “It appears we’re in a Do-Loop.” The intention is to indicate that they’re in a situation that’s impossible to get out of, or a “do loop” with no exit plan. A Do-Loop (by itself) is the same thing as doing something for an infinite amount of time.

My Law of Cats Series

Cats and Your Vet Bill

Cats and Your Vet Bill

How much do you care about your cat, financially?

Cats and Their Food Bowl

Cats and Their Food Bowl

Cats and empty food bowls are a controversial subject.

Cats and Staring Contests

Cats and Staring Contests

Don’t stare at a cat.

Cats and Your Situation

Cats and Your Situation

More cats are for the merrier, right?

Cats and Puke

Cats and Puke

What are logical reasons to jump out of bed?

Cats and Meows

Cats and Meows

Cats meow at us, right?